“You can never make a woman happy, it’s impossible. I’ve never met a happy woman in my life. They’re always complaining about something. You can f*ck a woman with a diamond d*ck and make her come ten times, and she’ll still complain. ‘Why did you make me come so hard? This diamond d*ck is cloudy, why didn’t you go to Tiffany’s? You’re so f*cking cheap.’”
