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Ascending from a grassroots foundation, citizens who believe President Obama is nothing less than a lowly Kenyan national have found themselves in a situation that even Bill O’Reilly does not want to associate with.

Known collectively as the “Birthers”, this group of fringe, right-wing former “short bus” patrons have used every trick within their menial skill set to demonize the man that is our 44th President; until their most recent stunt came to life.

Utilizing the lowest form of television programming, infomercials, conservative extremists have finally answered one of the 21st century’s great conundrums, finally exposing President Obama’s deepest secret. He is in fact, an “Indonesian Muslim turned welfare thug and racist in chief,” as that is the information that all “real” Americans know to be true.

Headed by Bill Keller, creator of LivePrayer.com, the Birther movement has officially offered themselves fully unto the digital age by immortalizing their ignorance for morons whom have yet to be born to bask in. For a menial fee of $19.99, with $4.95 shipping and handling, Keller answers the question of President Obama’s birth while offering new and riveting evidence that denotes his ineligibility to the office of the Presidency.

Anyone that views the video will be proud to be an American, except for those that are dealing with the pesky issue of being intelligent and non-white, they will never understand “true” patriotism.

Bill Keller is a true American, embodying the ideals that good ol’ uncle Strom [Thurmond] and “grand daddy” Nathan [Bedford-Forrest] stood for, spreading the “love” of race-baiting, misinformation, and racially motivated ignorance, to a new generation of bigots and future hate-mongers.

Hats off to you sir, or rather, hoods off…clown!