Kobe Bryant’s death stare has now become the stuff of legend and Jeremy Lin’s become the latest victim.
Before Kobe’s glare of doom cost Mike Brown his job, the same superpower of the Los Angeles Lakers living legend caused 1,000 plagues and caused frogs to rain from the heavens. This is all true, look it up.
Anyway, Jeremy Lin of the Houston Rockers was the latest victim of the glare of doom after flopping on a loose ball foul. “[Flopping] doesn’t belong here. We’re grown-A$$ men, you don’t need to be falling all over the place,” Kobe said in a post-game interview.
“Maybe he did, maybe he didn’t. I don’t know,” Bryant said referring to Lin’s apparent flop. “He’s too little man … he’s too little for me.” Bryant went on to put up a triple-double in the Lakers 119-108 blowout win against the Rockets that was not nearly as close as the score suggests.
[Spotted at Pro Basketball Talk]
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