Joseline Hernandez has a command over the English language that’s unlike any reality star on the tube right now. Not sure if that’s a good or bad thing, but at least it’s entertaining.
Since the start of season two’s Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta, the former polestar is hellbent on maintaining her imaginary crown, holding the position with tons of puzzling quips from her book of ratchet affirmations– and we’ve finally taken notice!
Hernandez literally drops jewels of knowledge suitable for anyone looking to travel down the stripper-turned-reality-star-turned-rap-hopeful path.
In refusing to conform to a typical side-chick standards, Hernandez has decided to focus on her inner parts. Gone are the days of being walked over by Stevie J, now that’s she’s a certified star, Ms. H is about her business.
Sort of.
No, she hasn’t received a copy of the alleged contract owed to her by Stevie, but at least she now realizes her worth.
Mama Dee may run the kingdom, but what would it be without the “Puerto Rican Princess?”
Take a look at 15 of her best quotes…so far.
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“I don’t need this bad energy on me, with yo baby mama.”
Pot, meet kettle.
“Joseline Hernandez ain’t got time for that.”
She does actually, otherwise we wouldn’t be watching.
“My job is to be a bad b-tch. “
Did u have to go to school for that, or nah?
“Listen, I don’t speak to the help.”
Yeah, yeah. We know.
“We from the streets, so we hustlin.'”
Aaah, is that what you’re doing? We thought it was called “standing in front of a camera.”
“Where is my f-ckin’ single?!”
In the trash?
“I didn’t even read the contract. “
That, is a surprise.
“I didn’t know I was gonna be a star like I am.”
Neither did we.
“The only thing Stevie tryna give me is some beefcake and a few dollars.”
Cheapskate.
“This is not slavery.”
Definitely not. Jim Crow-era coonery? Maybe.
“I told Stevie, ‘I’m still gonna’ get that paper no matter what.”
Damn right you are.
“The more you do for me, is the more you get away from me.”
Say what now?
“If I have s-x with him it’s a problem, and if I don’t, its another problem.”
F-ckin’ problems.
“Stevie likes to work with bums.”
Oh?
