Episode deux of Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood confirmed what we already should know. This band of reality show birds and misfits are the nexus of struggle, bad parenting and general “ain’t sh*t” behavior.
Last night, we were introduced to Mally Mal, a prolific producer in a love triangle that is destined to end badly. Meanwhile, Teairra had the nerve to dispense advice on relationships while Fizz’s baby mama continues to inadvertently reveals that she doesn’t see her child enough and tends to act like a maniac.
Let’s just get to it, check out 10 things we learned from the latest episode of Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood.
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Teddy Riley’s Daughter Stays Losing
Nia was “ambushed” with news of Soulja Boy having pics with Supahead. Get on the ‘Gram, ma.
Hey Mama
Moniece decided to have chat with Fizz’s new woman. We learned that she barely sees her kid.
Distance
But why are her breasts so far apart, bruh. We know, but still.
J-O-B
We’re still amazed that Celebrity Personal Assistant is a job title.
Pop Up
Mally Mal’s main chick pooped up on him at the crib. That’s one habit that will soon backfire.
Berg Buddy
Nikki is dating Yung Berg. Good luck with that.
Propaganda
Soulja Boy told Nia “I ain’t put it on my Instagram” when she confronted him about the pics with Karinne Steffans. Fair enough. Welp.
Just Checking…
Teairra had a tattoo party to cover up the Ray J ink she got on her body. Yep, she is still acting tragically unstable.
Fight Night
Oh yeah, Teairra Marie got into a fight with her friend Nikki at said tattoo party.
Box In Hand
Ray J got around to dropping off the things Teairra Marie left at his crib. So petty. So hilarious.
