Athletes are some of the highest-paid entertainment professionals in the country, with the top tier contracts reaching hundreds of millions of dollars. And the thirstiest of those athletes seem all to eager to give that money back to various strippers, thirst traps, and professional THOTs.
Thanks to Instagram, Twitter and cameraphones everywhere, you can hit the headlines and see 12 pro athletes busted being tricks and thirst buckets. Let the games begin!
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Peyton Siva
Not content to just put Josh Gordon on blast, Louisville’s Peyton Siva almost had his happy home broken up when Jenna Shae tweeted a bunch of thirsty DMs from Siva propositioning her for the box.
Carlos Boozer
We all learned Carlos Boozer’s Instagram name when, in true thirst bucket fashion, he tagged glamor model Abigail Ratchford in a post to check her direct messages.
J.R. Smith
Rihanna quickly shot down (or denied) any rumors of letting former New York Knick J.R. Smith smash when she referred to him as a drunk and “desert thirsty” on Instagram. Hell hath no fury?
Adewale Ojomo
The Tennessee Titans waived Ojomo in April of 2014 after he was arrested for soliciting a prostitute. Ojomo propositioned a street worker for a measly $100 only to find out she was really an undercover police officer.
Quentin Groves
Groves got caught up in a police sting when he responded to an ad from a prostitute promising “full service.” The ad was part of a sting, and authorities seized $195.70 and a box of condoms as evidence.
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Tiger Woods
El Tigre was clearly paying for the hot pocket during his sex scandal of 2009. He had a harem full of jumpoffs including a $15,000 per night escort named Loredana Jolie, two adult actresses, and Rachel Uchitel, who he reportedly gave seven figures worth of hush money.
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Andray Blatche
Not only was former Washington Wizards big man Andre Blatche the founder and host of “Lapdance Tuesdays,” he was charged with solicitation in 2007 after trying to buy the box from a woman who was an undercover police officer.
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Alex Rodriguez
Former madam Kristin Davis told several media outlets she provided “full service” to New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez. The rumors only worsened when A-Rod was photographed walking into a Toronoto shake joint with an exotic dancer named Joslyn.
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Jacoby Jones
The very fact that there were even rumors of Jacoby Jones getting cracked over the head by a stripper named “Sweet Pea” means he was doing something he probably had no business doing.
Paul George
Pull out for what? After cupcaking a stripper, George was busted for allegedly offering the same exotic dancer $1 million to abort their love child. A paternity suit was thrown out, and after DNA testing confirmed George was the father, he can be found taking selfies with his seed on IG.
Adam “Pacman” Jones
Jones may never hit the shake joint again. He was ordered to pay $11.6 million in damages after someone in his entourage opened fire inside a strip club. Jones and one of the club’s bouncers got into it after Jones spotted club patrons picking up the $40,000 in dollar bills he was raining down on strippers.
Josh Gordon
While Cleveland Browns wide receiver Josh Gordon was suspended 10 games, professional escort Jenna Shae showed her support by tweeting a pic of what appeared to be Gordon sitting on her bed.
