Liquor makes people do stupid stuff sometimes. The beauty of not being famous is that your stupid stuff isn’t documented unless you choose to share it via Facebook or Instagram.
Unfortunately, these 15 celebs who blamed it on the alcohol can’t say the same thing. The ever-present eyes of the paparazzi were present when they were in turn up mode, and their misfortune is now our entertainment.
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Kanye West
Few things illustrate the before and after-effects of Hennessy better than seeing Kanye West turn up with a fifth in his hand before he infamously bumrushed Taylor Swift at the 2009 MTV VMAs.
Steve Francis
When you’re bathing yourself in champagne and singing Beyonce, something is clearly wrong.
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Kim Richards
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kim Richards is one of those melanin-deprived people who can get trashed, kick a cop and still live to tell about it. It must be nice to not have cops doing barrel rolls and pulling out their weapons on you just for hitting up a pool party.
Nick Gordon
Things got so bad during Dr. Phil’s supposed intervention of Nick Gordon, that they shipped ol’ boy off to rehab immediately after the cameras stopped rolling.
Amanda Seyfried
If you’re wondering why the Ted 2 actress seems so relaxed during her interviews, maybe it’s because she used to make a practice of throwing some whiskey back before any live television appearance after noon. Turn down for what?
Kim Kardashian
Kimmy Cakes celebrated turning 30 in true turn up fashion by going for the tried and true keg stand.
Jo-Jo
Sometimes it’s what you don’t say that speaks volumes—like when Jo-Jo went silent about being drunk on VH-1’s Couples Therapy.
Bow Wow
In what was clearly a lapse in judgment, Bow Wow live tweeted getting drunk AF while behind the wheel of his Lambo. At least he had enough common sense to put the phone down and apologize for his reckless behavior.
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Amber Rose
There’s nothing like the happy juice to make you publicly slander your ex by saying Travis $cott wrote all of the hits on Yeezus. Of course, anyone who listened to Days Before Rodeo probably came to that conclusion anyway.
RZA
The Manchester, Tennessee heat is known for taking your level of intoxication from zero to 100 real quick. Wu-Tang Clan’s RZA found that out firsthand when FUSE’s camera’s caught him super turnt at Bonnaroo in 2013.
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Britney Spears
Obviously there were some mental health issues at play, but it’s safe to assume drank (and probably nose candy) was involved during the many times Brit-Brit was spotted wilding out sans panties.
David Hasselhoff
If you haven’t witnessed the viral goodness that is Michael Knight slizzard, you need to get to a computer or phone and search “David Hasselhoff drunk” right now.
Reese Witherspoon
Instead of keeping her mouth shut so she could bail out her clearly drunk husband, Reese Witherspoon attempted to smack talk a police officer. When the breathalyzer proved she was also drunk, she and her hubby spent a romantic night in the holding tank until they sobered up and posted bail.
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Holly Madison
In her memoir Down the Rabbit Hole: Curious Adventures and Cautionary Tales of a Former Playboy Bunny, former Playboy bunny Holly Madison says drugs and alcohol were part of her sex life with Hugh Hefner. Hey, if you had to get it on with a dude three times your age, you might turn up too.
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Scott Disick
After yet another drunken incident in Las Vegas last year, Kourtney’s baby daddy entered into rehab at the Rhythmia Life Advancement Center for a week. He said he plans to go back, but there’s no public record of him doing so.
