13 Famous Women With Struggle Cakes [Photos]

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We’re in the golden age of the posterior, which really only exposes fine female celebrities who suffer from full-blown cases of noassatall.

Thanks to some flattering angles or just emphasizing other attributes, these 13 famous women with struggle cakes still turn heads despite their lack of voluptuous donk.

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Jhene Aiko

No, Jhene Aiko isn’t blessed with a lot in the rear department. Who cares?

Rihanna

Calling what Rihanna has in the trunk “struggle cakes” is a little extreme. She has a ton of positive physical attributes, but the photographic evidence doesn’t lie. Not that it matters at all, but you know…#factsonly.

Chrissy Teigen

At this point, even Chrissy is in on the “nasitall” jokes. That hasn’t stopped her from racking up M’s and landing Sports Illustrated cover spreads.

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Taylor Swift

In that not so subtle shade about MTV VMA nods from Nicki to Taylor was a message about full-figured women. In case you’ve never watched a Taylor Swift video, the only full figures you’ll see are the ones she crawls through during her moments of cultural appropriation.

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Miley Cyrus

Give Billy Ray’s baby girl points for persistence. Despite her cheeks nearly being concave, she spares no opportunity to showcase them.

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Halle Berry

Before you scream blasphemy, do realize that Halle Berry spent a decade or two as one of the finest women on the planet with really no cakes to speak of. That’s not slander so much as it is a tribute to just how fine she really is.

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Karrueche

It’s understandable why Tyson Beckford and Marques Houston proclaimed their thirst on IG, but Karrueche’s game really isn’t about volume. That hasn’t stopped her from maximum thirst trapping.

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Cassie

Diddy’s girl is so ridiculously fine you probably didn’t even notice she’s lacking in the cake department.

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Mariah Carey

To be clear, we’re talking about vintage, ‘90s, Butterfly Mariah Carey, not the current Jenny Craig sponsor with two kids. That backside was practically nonexistent.

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Ariana Grande

The true definition of nasitall.

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Kate Upton

This is why we stay ridiculing the European standard of beauty. How can Kate Upton be called the sexiest woman alive when there’s no real separation from where her back ends and her thighs begin?

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Katy Perry

There’s plenty of photo evidence to prove the twos are on point. It’s almost a miracle of modern science that Katy Perry doesn’t constantly risk tipping over because the donk is nonexistent.

Kendall Jenner

Other than presumably Rob [pause], Kendall Jenner may be the only member of the Kardashian/Jenner clan without butt shots. Her flapjacks remain as flat as the broad side of a barn.