Whether you watch Empire for the music or the guest appearances, you’re arguably staying for the drama.
The 13 most ratchet Empire moments so far are full of sex, fights, and all of the stuff in between that keep people coming back each week.
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“Boo Boo Kitty”
We’re here for Cookie’s catchphrases, and what has arguably become the best shade thrown on television in a few years probably originates from Laverne & Shirley…although, “Run them pearls, hoe,” is a close second.
Rhonda Rocks A Bib For Giving Dome
Bibs are for the kids. In the case of Andre and Rhonda, it’s specifically for the ones who haven’t been born yet.
“Hakeem Takes A Leak At Dinner”
The self-proclaimed “original Rap gangsta” goes viral for all the wrong reasons when he relieves himself at a bar on camera.
“You Can’t Even D**e Right”
Cookie is quick to remind the bourgie Anika that she ain’t about that life, as her attempt to twerk and seduce Mimi falls flat.
Cookie Rocks Lingerie Under Her Fur
Cookie’s idea of the proper attire for a friendly get together was completely different from Lucious’. His loss was our gain.
Chris Rock Is Black Hannibal
Suffice it to say, there’s a reason you’ve only seen Chris Rock playing an inmate in CB4 and The Longest Yard.
“Drippity Drop”
From #FreeLucious to Phunkeeducks, Empire is rather on point with the struggle Rap tropes. That includes Hakeem’s severe lack of bars too.
Freda Gatz Pulls Out A Roscoe During A Battle
Well, there is a bit of a precedent for battle rappers doing crazy, sensational things during battles. Also, let’s issue some bonus points for #BlackTwitter getting #FantasiaLoaf to trend.
Ghetto A– Studio
Between the name and the bullet holes, they weren’t exactly trying to be subtle.
Cookie Calls 50 Cent “Thirsty”
Art imitates life, as Cookie brings 50 Cent’s Empire shade to the show with a quick Instagram reference.
Tiana Gets Turned Out
Hakeem’s girl got a girlfriend.
Lucious Has A Maury Show Moment With Olivia
Because we all knew Jamal wasn’t voluntarily impregnating any woman.
