Any resident old head will advise you not to let your alligator mouth write a check your hummingbird behind can’t cash.
And since the Internet is a cruel place, we’re more than happy to laugh at these 14 people who talked themselves into fades for our enjoyment.
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Derek Fisher
The real question here is if D-Fish allegedly caught that Matt Barnes fade because of his actions or his words. Based on Matt Barnes history, it sure sounds like he threw on his cape for a Govan sister.
Roy Jones Jr.
Antonio Tarver supplied the fists of fury that inspired one of Fat Joe’s most disrespectful lines: “Even Roy Jones was forced to lean back.”
Precious Paris
Apparently Jhonni Blaze loves her some Rich Dollaz. She laid the smack down on Precious Paris twice during a beef sparked by her feelings for Rich.
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Frank Ocean
It’s hard to argue against Frank Ocean getting mollywhopped by Chris Brown, since he showed up at the GRAMMY Awards all bandaged up.
Kimbella Vanderhee
In what was arguably one of the most epic beatdowns in Love & Hip-Hop history, Chrissy Lampkin attempted to split Kimbella’s head to the white meat.
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Chaka Zulu
We found out that whole temperamental split between T.I. and Tip was very real when Tip (or was it T.I.) put them paws on Ludacris’ manager Chaka Zulu at an industry luncheon.
Joe Budden
A U-Stream video of Joe holding some ice over the speed knot on his face after talking slick about Method Man supported allegations that a few of Raekwon’s goons supplied a knockout in 2009.
Suge Knight
It’s rare to see Hip Hop’s resident bully on the block catch a two-piece with no biscuits or coleslaw. But that’s exactly what happened when a nondescript barber touched up Suge…and nobody is talking about his hairline.
Kenya Moore
Porsha Williams displayed her multitasking skills on a Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion show in 2014, as she used one hand to snatch Kenya Moore’s weave and the other to apply some knuckles to her face.
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Yung Berg
We all remember the year Yung Berg’s Transformers chain was getting circulated like the hot neighborhood bootleg flick. While nobody knows what possessed him to talk slick to Maino, we all saw the result.
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Fabolous
When Fab made fun of Ray J singing a pause-worthy serenade in Floyd Mayweather’s crib we all got some free laughs. However, the LOLs really came when Ray J allegedly laid Fabolous down like a doo rag in some grease.
Kobe Bryant
In what we assume will be a 20-year career, Kobe Bryant took an incredibly hilarious L in 2000 when New York Knicks struggle point guard Chris Childs gave him a mouth shot.
