4.) Trump Will Bring Christmas Back
The religious right, that includes your Jesus-loving grandmother too, have been complaining about how hard it is to find Christmas cards that actually say “Christmas” on it as of late. They’ve even been complaining about how the greeters at the grocery store say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas.” Like Plies said, “ain’t no Crimmus ‘Bih.” However, Trump says that if he is elected President, he’s going to make sure people say “Merry Christmas” again. That’s important, isn’t it?
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