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Happy birthday to the reason I’m still alive. You’ve not only seen me fall to my lowest but you helped me back up. and for that, I am forever in your debt. I can’t imagine my life without your presence. My goal in life is to make sure you’re happy. I promised you we would never downgrade and I’m gonna keep my promises. You’re my rock, my Dwayne, my Johnson. These usually end funnier but I can’t make a joke with my wife without the internet thinking I’m a serial killer so I’ll just tell you jokes when I get done takin this shit 20 feet away from you right now. Love you babe………. vagina. Couldn’t stop myself.
2. Hall Pass for 2
Speaking about his special relationship with his wife of 16 years, T-Pain admits that they’ve had a few threesomes over the years, but he doesn’t get to choose the third party for the bedroom. “Everything’s her choice.” Though naturally he enjoys the extracurricular activities with the wife he confesses “it was a shot to the gut at first” when his wifey revealed she first “liked” a stripper at the club. Least she ain’t fall in love with her.