“Hick Hop” artist (yes, that’s really a thing) Kid Rock will be the featured entertainment at an upcoming rally on Monday (Sept.14).
How do you follow up on the #CocaineConvention? Easy, hold a rally featuring washed-up culture vulture Kid Rock hosted by Donald Trump’s clown son Donald Trump Jr. along with his bat sh*t crazy girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle. Oh, she also happens to be his father’s senior advisor.
Nepotism at its finest.
The “Make America Great Again” COVID-19 superspreader event will take place in Macomb County, Michigan, which also happens to be Kid Rock’s hometown. The lies, loud dog-whistling, COVID-denying, and spreading is set to go down beginning at 7 p.m. at Bumpers Landing Boat Club.
While we won’t be tuning in, more than likely getting the cliff notes from VOX journalist, Aaron Rupar, who watches the events, so we don’t have to too, and hilariously fact checks them. Anyway, as you can imagine, the jokes are pouring in clowning the upcoming event because it comes as no surprise that the only form of entertainment the Trump campaign can muster up is Kid Rock.
In one tweet, political satirist Jeremy Newberger pretty much broke down what to expect from the upcoming sh*t show.
The superspreader event disguised as a rally is the latest of events the so-called president has recklessly held across the country that is still trying to control the spread of COVID-19. We are just going use this time to say make sure you get your mail-in ballot and vote early if you don’t want to physically go to a voting location. Trump and his cronies have to go… immediately.
You can peep more replies to the Kid Rock Rona Rally in the gallery below.
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1. Where’s the lie?
.@KidRock: because nothing says, "I Love America" like making lots of Americans unnecessarily sick and die, surely taxing an already overwhelmed healthcare system, and further decimating a dead economy—all to shill for a racist, traitorous serial predator. That's so MAGA.— John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz) September 14, 2020
2. We love to see it.
Michigan hates Kid Rock more than they hate Trump— Rudolf the Red (@kerfuffler) September 13, 2020
Kid Rock is totally irrelevant & overrated & always has been...— Julius (@Eurojulius) September 13, 2020
Some people wanna know how you can be racist and also be involved with a Black/brown person. It's called fetishizing and Kid Rock is a prime example. He's got a bi-ethnic son and is still racist AF.— BLACK TZEDEK (@BlackTzedek) September 14, 2020
Kid Rock joining Donald Trump is like E.coli joining diarrhea. https://t.co/Ewi1ormLRv— John Pavlovitz (@johnpavlovitz) September 14, 2020
6. Spits out drink.
Maybe Kid Rock and Smash Mouth should do a big four-day music festival. They can call it Killapoorloser.— Untucked with Jeremy Newberger (@jeremynewberger) September 14, 2020
7. The real vaccine.
Breaking: COVID goes into self quarantine after possible exposure to Kid Rock— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 14, 2020
8. We weren’t shocked at all.
how are people surprised kid rock is a trump supporter? this man screams racist pic.twitter.com/myfBtlzlDS— bart (@cbartsimpson) September 14, 2020
Having a rally in Michigan is dangerous. People could be exposed to Kid Rock's music and then spread it to others.— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) September 14, 2020