The Republican National Convention was on a whole different wavelength than last week’s virtual Democratic National Convention.
If you just happened to tune in to the sh*t show that was the RNC, it pretty much came off like each speaker was painting some kind of apocalyptic version of America if Joe Biden and Kamala Harris win the White House. Keep in mind if you turn on the news daily, that’s precisely what is going on in Trump’s America, oh, and there is COVID-19 still ravaging the country.
Anyway, two speeches, in particular, caught the attention of viewers. Immediately during and after rants from Donald Trump’s son Don Jr. and his girlfriend, Trump’s Senior Campaign Advisor Kimberly Guilfoyle #CocaineConvention began trending on Twitter.
During Guilfoyle’s “speech,” viewers were hilariously perplexed after she basically shouted her entire bizarre rant ridiculously claiming Democrats were coming for American’s freedoms. The moment, of course, became a meme with many mocking her closing statements, which she felt she had to scream at the top of her lungs to get out.
Don Jr. followed up his girlfriend later on in the night of taped speeches, and users couldn’t help but notice Donald Trump Jr’s insanely glossy eyes. Many immediately believed he must have hit a few bumps of booger sugar or dipped in dad’s stash of Adderall before he stepped up to the podium.
It was a night full of zany conspiracy theories, outright lies, and putting out “Sunken Place Sambos” in an attempt to woo Black voters. If you think that worked, we have a bridge in Brooklyn on sale. This was only night one, by the way. You can peep all the reactions to the “cocaine convention” in the gallery below.
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1. Lol how about both honestly ?
I thought at first, someone got into Donald's stash of Adderall, but I think Gargoyle went straight for the coke. https://t.co/jZGGyVlo7o— Andrew Goss 👊USAF👊 (@Goss30Goss) August 25, 2020
2. Somehow he will paint last night as successful.
3. All of the drugs.
Adderall, Ambien, Cocaine, Ketamine, Whisky, Whisky, Ketamine, Vodka and Cocaine, DD, Speedball, Cough syrup, MDMA pic.twitter.com/58SYXOmp4C— Dan Olson (@FoldableHuman) August 25, 2020
4. A very rare win in the year 2020.
5. Sounds about right to me.
Shout out to Kimberly Guilfoyle and Don Jr. lol— Bärí A. Williams, Esq. (@BariAWilliams) August 25, 2020
6. Yes we did!
7. L O L
Rotten Narcissistic Cokeheads— Jay Kay (@jk_1939) August 25, 2020
I think that was it stands for?#RNCcocaine
8. High chance he was.
Was Don Jr coked up? pic.twitter.com/pKVhlm5a4q— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) August 25, 2020
10. Possibly ALL OF IT
Amazing. I wake up and see "cocaine," "Adderall," "the purge," and "Uncle Tom" all trending, and I immediately know they're all connected to the #RNCConvention2020.— Craig Rozniecki (@CraigRozniecki) August 25, 2020
12. Not the cocaine residue on her nose LOL
Glossy eyes, talking a mile a minute I’ve done enough drugs in my life to know that homeboy is on some type of speed like coke or Adderall.— Mr X (@Mrxptc) August 25, 2020