Somebody just figured out the fastest way to not get hired. A New York woman was arrested for DUI, after she applied for a job as a driver for Meals On Wheels.

It may sound cool in your favorite rebellious pop song, but drinking and driving is an ultimate no-no. After it was discovered that St. Louis Cardinals superstar-in-the-making Oscar Tavares killed himself and his girlfriend because he was legally drunk, he went from being a tragic hero to a complete statistic.

Former The Voice contestant Delvin Choice was arrested for driving under the influence. However, we are posting this story due to the awful hairdo this man is seen sporting in his mugshot. 

This news shouldn’t surprise anyone who has been familiar with the struggle that is Chief Keef. The Chicago rapper, who just finished a stint in rehab for weed, was arrested for DUI. 

Jim Jones had a bad night because he was flying high, down the highway. The Harlem rapper was arrested early this morning (Oct. 2) for driving under the influence; authorities believe he was high on weed. 

A Jay Z quote is apropos: “I seen hoop dreams deflate like a true fiends weight,” raps Hov on “Izzo (H.O.V.A.).” That said, Lamar Odom‘s life is in shambles. The NBA forward with a reported cocaine problem was arrested last night in Los Angeles for DUI.

Too $hort‘s lawyer is worth every penny the veteran rapper pays him. Despite multiple arrests for DUI, $hort Dog struck a plea deal for his latest arrest—when he infamously tried to run from the cops—and in exchange for pleading no contest was given just three years probation.

The singer of “Adorn” should not be going out like this. R&B crooner Miguel was been arrested for driving while drunk in Los Angeles early this morning (August 15). 

There was nothing funny about Kevin Hart being busted for DUI back in April. Today in court (August 5), the comedian pled no contest to one count of DUI in order to get off with just probation and some alcohol education classes. 

More details are starting to emerge regarding DMX‘s latest arrest for driving under the influence. Although the Yonkers rapper’s press representative has refuted the claims, a South Carolina state trooper reports that X, born  Earl Simmons, was driving erratically and failed a field sobriety test.

You are not experiencing deja vu and this is not a post from the past. DMX was popped for driving under the influence in South Carolina this morning (July 26).

Justin Bieber‘s entourage continues to prove that they are devout practitioners of struggle. YMCMB rapper, and Beebs weed carrier, Lil Twist was popped for a DUI early this morning (July 11).