Two Men Jailed For Burning Man’s Genitals With Hair Flat Iron
In what has to be the weirdest piece of news we’ve heard today, two British men in were sentenced to two years in prison this week after they admitted to burning a man’s genitals with of all things, a hair straightening iron.
Christopher Lilley and Richard Johnson admitted they pushed Antony Dabbs, 18, onto a bed and put the straightening iron on his private parts during a meeting over drug debts, London’s The Daily Mail reported.
Isn’t there some kind of “Man Law” associated with putting a flat iron to a man’s genitals? If not there should be.
“Whilst it might’ve lasted only moments, the application of the straighteners was sufficient to cause full thickness burns to the penis,” Judge Susan Grocott said, according to the The Dail Mail.
The incident happened last March after the two men attacked Dabbs over an unpaid drug debt for a substance called mephedrone, a dangerous stimulant known also known as “bath salts.”
“He felt a burning pain for a minute, but then the pain went and he didn’t feel anything,” prosecutors said, also stating that the attack only ceased when three girls ran into the room and yelling out “you’re sick!”
Dabbs was left with a 2 cm by 5 cm-wide burn.
“Antony says he suffered months of embarrassment, indignity and pain because of the injury,” the prosecutor also added.
Dabbs and his family relocated away from the area of out fear of following attacks.
Moral of the story, don’t sell drugs, or run the risk of getting your nuts burned off. Or something like that.