Robert Longfellow

Pink Playa: Sammy Sosa Got Even Whiter, Twitter Unleashes Slander

 

There is no doubt that Sammy Sosa has some deep-seated complexion issues. The once brown-skinned, former major league baseball slugger debuted an even whiter (maybe “pinker”) look, and Twitter is reacting with its best slander. 

Most of the commentary is centered on the audacity of Sosa’s snow white complexion considering what he used to look like. Of course, the jokes are flowing. Also, the pink shirt and derby combo that blended into his Pepto skin-tone didn’t help his cause.

But first, let’s look at the emotional issues behind his aesthetic alteration…

Okay, that’s enough, let’s get to these jokes.

https://twitter.com/_artistone_/status/885263546241748993


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