There is no doubt that Sammy Sosa has some deep-seated complexion issues. The once brown-skinned, former major league baseball slugger debuted an even whiter (maybe “pinker”) look, and Twitter is reacting with its best slander.
Most of the commentary is centered on the audacity of Sosa’s snow white complexion considering what he used to look like. Of course, the jokes are flowing. Also, the pink shirt and derby combo that blended into his Pepto skin-tone didn’t help his cause.
But first, let’s look at the emotional issues behind his aesthetic alteration…
Okay, that’s enough, let’s get to these jokes.
Sammy Sosa out here lookin like Pepto Bismal. pic.twitter.com/1xdKo84Bko
— OXTAIL GAWD (@ThatDudeMCFLY) July 13, 2017
This is what self-hate looks like: Sammy Sosa before and after pic.twitter.com/UsOkhk7zxp
— Little But Talawa (@LittleButTalawa) July 13, 2017
Ok, why does Sammy Sosa look like a giant piece of taffy? pic.twitter.com/Vk4vWMbRbK
— Tariq Nasheed (@tariqnasheed) July 13, 2017
Congrats to Sammy Sosa on landing the Franken Berry endorsement. pic.twitter.com/SJbgmRpZg8
— brandon® (@brandojerg) July 13, 2017
Sammy Sosa looks like he machine washed himself with a red sock. I can't believe he hates being Black that damn much
— Miss Brown (@QB84) July 13, 2017
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