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Kevin Hart is currently resting on his throne as the reigning king of comedy, but the path to the palace didn’t come easy. In his latest film, The Wedding Ringer, the funnyman stars as Jimmy. A best-man-for-hire who excels in his obscure choice of profession. However, he got his shine on in plenty of projects over the years that didn’t allow for crossover greatness for the masses to know him as “Jimmy.”

Get a load of the most ridiculous names from Kevin Hart movie characters of days past. In addition, go see The Wedding Ringer this weekend and tell Kevin Hart which one of former character names is the funniest.


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Mannequin Head Man

Exit Strategy (2012)

What’s the big idea behind this struggle?

Photo: LionsGate

Busta

In The Mix (2005)

For what it’s worth, most guys would let Emmanuelle Chriqui call them anything she wants.

Photo: LionsGate

OG Pretty Lil’ Thug

School Dance (2014)

You can honestly say his character’s wardrobe matched the moniker.

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SmartTech Customer

The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

Judd Apatow didn’t even give ya boy a name but he arguably had the funniest scene in the entire movie. Amicably.

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Big Bunny

Fool’s Gold (2008)

BRUH…

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Precious

The Precious One (Unreleased)

The film has yet to see the light of day but nobody wants to be associated with that name anymore.

Photo: Starz

Dro Grizzle

Party Down (2007)

Up! Looks like it’s time to cancel this show with writing like this. Fa shizzle?

Photo: 20th Century Fox

#17

Meet Dave (2008)

Nobody even makes it to track 17 on a CD.

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Cleavon

35 and Ticking (2011)

If your mother names you Cleavon, you’re liable to be a career masturbator in real life.

Photo: Bridow/WENN.com

Nugget Dawson

Jake In Progress (2005)

Hart guest starred on the short-lived ABC series which also starred Uncle Jesse of Full House fame.

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Tree

Not Easily Broken (2009)

The only logical explanation to being named Tree is you sucked at playing hide-and-go-seek as a kid.

F Stop/G Spot

The Last Stand (2006)

Red Fish, Blue Fish.

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