There’s a lot of work to get done as Kanye West travels down the road to being a dad.
Ye announced that he and girlfriend Kim Kardashian were expecting a spawn during last night’s show at Revel Resort & Casino, book-ending the three-night gig by surprising the world, just before the new year.
Unable to hold back his happiness, Ye beamed as he (romantically?) called Kardashian his “baby mama.” But now that it’s out in the open, the clock is ticking on the Chicago native getting his sh-t together so that he can put all his focus on a new bundle of joy.
As the first child for both, expect this baby to be paid more attention to than the president, because that’s the kind of culture that we live in. Not that we’re hating, but celebrity baby news always tends to trump everything else, and since this pregnancy is the biggest Hip-Hop story in the land right now (let’s just be real) Hip-Hop Wired compiled a list of things that Yeezy can do to give him a head start as he moves in the direction of fatherhood.
Peep it.
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Photo: Mail.com
1. Stop Wearing So Much Damn Leather
He’s gonna need to rock breathable fibers for the baby to spit up on.
2. Leave The Skirts To The Ladies
Seriously, it’s time to let it go.
3. Give Up The Masks
This look will definitely scare a baby.
4. Make L.A. His Home Front
Babies need stability, and even though he’s a bi-coastal jet-setter, it’s time for Ye to grow roots.
5. Pull Kim Off Reality TV
Every moment shouldn’t be sold for public consumption.
6. Release An Album
Babies tend to inspire rappers.
7. Retire From Public Outbursts
Leave that behavior for the baby.
8. Start A Line For Babies
Truthfully, Kris Jenner is probably already working on this.
9. Propose
Might as well lock her down… after she gets divorced of course.
10. Delete Amber Rose’s Phone Number
Just in case he hasn’t already.
