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Episode two of Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta’s second season wasn’t as ratchet as the season premiere, but was nevertheless chock full foolishness and overall ninja nonsense.

We got to find out more about new cast member DJ Traci Steele and he baby daddy, who turns out to be Chris Brown’s DJ. Traci is concerned with raising their child (she broke up with him because he cheated on her while she was pregnant) while he appears to be the “I got a million hustles at one, but none of them are really making any money” types.

Mimi and Stevie J’s living situation came to a head, with the latter clearly getting all in his feeling about the way things went down. Umm, since when did pimps have feelings, though?

But the night’s biggest revelation was probably Joseline Hernandez (she didn’t call Mimi a maid this epis0de) admitting that she didn’t read the contract she signed with Stevie J. Say what now?

All that, and still no Rasheeda sightings. Peep 11 things we learned from Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta episode two below.

Photos: VH1

Struggle Acronyms

New cast member DJ Traci Steele has a son with Chris Brown’s DJ. Dude spent the episode trying to make #THAHA (hese H0es Are H0es Always) pop off. Try again, playboy.

The Set Up

Momma Dee brought Shay to the studio without giving Lil Scrappy a heads up. It’s a cold world when your own mom dukes sets you up.

Mulah

Joseline allegedly makes up to $40,000 just off hosting and appearances at clubs. Not bad, at, all.

RIF (Reading Is Fundamental)

Also, Joseline admitted to signing a contract with Stevie J without reading it. Nothing but struggle will come from this revelation.

Bed Time Etiquette

According to K. Michelle, Joseline sleeps on beds without cheats. Not the type of person to have around your children around, apparently.

Sneaker Struggle

Back to Chris Brown’s DJ for a minute. He wants to open a sneaker boutique (there’s a novel idea [sarcasm]), but needs $50K from his baba mama to make that happen. Good luck with that buddy.

Cheat Code

Erica’s mom is wary of Lil Scrappy’s antics. Well, don’t like you wouldn’t be, too.

Bootylicious

K. Michelle has a wagon strapped to her back, and we mean that in the best possible. Good lawd!

More People

Once again Mimi Faust said she had enough of Stevie J’s antics. This is where we say she has said this in just about every episode of LHH: Atlanta.

No Couch For Thugs

Stevie J wanted to crash at Benzino’s house and was promptly denied. What is this man’s life about when even your homies tell you to get thee f-ck out?

Master Splinter

Apparently Stevie J owns Joseline. Who knew this was possible in 2013?

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