Beat It: 10 Reasons Why Conrad Murray Needs To Hit The Chill Button [PHOTOS]

Conrad Murray is crazy. There, we said it. Not to slander so openly (we tend to hide our jabs in cleverly written word play) but this case deserves special attention.

Murray is serving a four-year manslaughter sentence for his part in the death of Michael Jackson, and dude refuses to chill. The next few years in human captivity should give him enough inner turmoil to drop a mixtape (that’s how the rappers do it), but he’s more interested in making everybody uncomfortable.

Paris Jackson, the King of Pop’s only daughter, reportedly attempted suicide earlier in the week. The 15-year-old was hospitalized on a 5150 psychiatric hold after downing pills and trying to slice her arm with a meat clever. Who reached out with a “you are not alone” message? The creeper formerly known as Dr. Murray.

The last thing Paris needs in her recovery process is a phone call from the man accused of giving her father nightly doses of the drug that led to his death.

Conrad Murray clearly has no chill button, but he needs to find one. Check out 10 reason why below.

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Photos: REUTERS/NYT/AAP

He Killed Michael Jackson!

Okay, technically he didn’t “kill” MJ, but he was involved. Maybe law low for a few years and let this whole thing blow over?

No One Believes Him

He’s at fault. Let’s just be real here.

His Glare

Struggle.

Collect Calls

Dude, chill.

This YouTube Video

We didn’t need to see this.

The Women

When you can’t count on side-pieces to get you off the hook, the fortress has crumbled. Take a moment to reflect.

The $40 Billion Lawsuit

Be clear, Katherine Jackson isn’t getting $40 billion out of anybody. Nonetheless, she’s suing concert promoter AEG for their alleged part in her son’s death. Keeping quiet now is crucial Murray.

It’s June

The fourth anniversary of Michael Jackson’s death June 25th. Murray shouldn’t be talking.

The Jail Complaints

Of course jail sucks. It’s jail! Someone died on your watch. C’mon sir.

His Singing

Never use a hard-hitting CNN interview to start singing.

WTF?!