The season 2 finale of Black Ink Crew went down last night and while some season long issues were resolved, unnecessary but entertaining drama prevailed.
On a positive note, Ceaser and Puma seemed like they were back to being fast friends and are plotting to take over the world. Also, Walt got a new son and Black Ink crew still throws a hell of a party.
Okay, that’s it for the good stuff, the rest of this episode was loaded with f-ckery. Dutchess continued to astound with her egomania. She got a boob job, but they really didn’t look all that big. But the winner as far as stupidity is hands down O’Sh*t. Three baby mamas and suddenly a fourth female “best friend” who clearly wants more got introduced. This guy…
Peep 13 things we learned from the finale of Black Ink Crew in the following pages.
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Coon Time
Pouring hot sauce on fried chicken and mugging for the camera is coon sh*t, period. Do better.
Four Leaf Struggle
O’Shit has a possible fourth baby mama. This can’t be life.
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
We rock with Sky, but what’s going on with the hair on the top of her head?
A Genie In Harlem
Teddy calling The Queen of the Mixxy’s Aladdin was hilarious, though.
Little People Are People Too
But not as funny as Teddy being afraid of little people. Look at the struggle on that man’s face.
Lap Dance
Said little person, Pablo, gave Sky a lap dance. This really happened.
Thick Chick In Timbos
The wolves were out for Ceaser’s client Tiffany, but even he passed on her comes on. Hint: See that weave/wig, bruh?
Phone Tap
O’Sh*t’s baba mamas are able to call him within minutes of each other, and Puma, who let him use his shop, is amazed by it. So were we.
Deep Thoughts
Walt’s baby is on the way, and he decided that then was a good time to contemplate if he liked this woman or night. Great timing…not.
I Wonder
Ceaser was calling Dutchess to check up on her after surgery, and she acted confused as to why he would reach out. Umm, you just had surgery. Drama queen much?
Birds Of A Feather
Anya can’t fathom why O’Sh*t’s other baby mama would also be in court to support him. It’s not all about you, Anya.
The People’s Court
O’Sh*t lawyer requested and was granted another continuance. Dude’s bill is going to be chunky.
The White Queen
Dutchess showed up to Sky’s party in all-white. Yeah, you wanted to be on the low, we’re sure.
