This week we got treated to not one but two new episodes of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta. Yeah, there was too much ratchetness to fit in just one episode thanks to one Karlie Redd and the continued shenanigans of Mimi and Nikko.
The new porn stars are sticking to their story that their blatantly crafted sextape was actually stolen. Yeah, we still don’t believe you. However, Stevie J also did a horrible job of acting surprised that his baby mama was humping for the camera. Then he spilled the beans on what may be Mimi’s true age when he tried to bless her new boyfriend with the proper fade.
Check out 11 things we learned from the latest episode of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta in the following pages.
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Corny Little Liars
Their porn skills are already lacking, but Nikko and Mimi are terrible liars.
Body Shots
Karlie Redd felt a ways that Yung Joc was conducting business, allegedly, at a strip club. He was distracted by a bouncing booty, while he threw her off by mentioning he found them a crib. So, so simple.
Benzino As Mentor
Kirk is still seeking out relationship advice from Benzino. This is why Kirk will never flourish.
Let’s Go To The Video Tape
Stevie really tried to act like he was unsure that was Mimi. C’mon son.
Pimpin’ Scrappy
Scrappy met with his good friend, Erica P. We know how this will end, right? Also, why does Scrappy talk like that.
What Lawyer?
Last we checked neither Nikko nor Mimi were lawyers, yet they signed a contract with a porn company without having an attorney look at the document. You definitely need more people.
Mimi’s Mad
Stevie J says he may seek custody of his daughter due to Mimi’s “irrational” decisions. True.
Chitlin Films
Karlie Redd is in a movie. You lost if you pay your hard earned money to see such struggle in cinematic form.
Struggle Gear
Someone explain why Nikko is dressed like a struggle superhero?
Ariane Spots The Jig
Ariane doesn’t believe Mimi’s sextape was stolen. She’s clearly the sharpest knife in this clutter drawer.
Wait, Mimi Is 50?!
At the tail end of his confrontation with Nikko at the gym, Stevie mentioned that his baby mama is 50 and nobody want to see her in porn. We cried.
