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8. Hooters Sues Kerf’s Over The Right to Show Their Hooters

Hooters is a restaurant & bar of questionable quality that has (correctly) ascertained that an order of Buffalo chicken wings tastes better when served with a side of breasts. (BAZINGA!) Kerf’s Winghouse, a small chicken wing restaurant in Tennessee, also correctly ascertained that the wings taste better with a side of breasts (I will reuse this joke however many times I need to). Hooters sued for $4 million, claiming that “chicks in tight shirts” is a “trade secret” that Kerf’s stole. The judge found in favor of Kerf’s, claiming that the wife-beater shirt that demonstrates the breasts cannot fall under the purview of “trade secrets.” Down with the patriarchy!

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