Rihanna’s Instagram feed is filled with the type of images that keep teenage boys locked in their rooms for long amounts of time. To say she’s provocative would be akin to saying Kobe Bryant is pretty confident in his basketball abilities.
With her latest fashion forward pictorial for AnOther Magazine, Rihanna is keeping Google’s servers busy archiving NSFW images. These 14 Times Rihanna almost broke the Internet are pretty much any day of the week for Barbados’ finest export.
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Rihanna Hits The Kadooment Carnival
Ri-Ri came home for the turn up in 2013. Wearing mostly a costume of strategically placed feathers and jewels, she drank and twerked her way into our hearts.
Shakira’s Video
Shakira and Rihanna were clearly trolling a nation of sex-starved pervs with their “Can’t Remember To Forget You” video. It worked.
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The 2014 CFDA Fashion Awards
The only thing better than seeing Rihanna in a slightly opaque gown that showed off all she’s been endowed with was the viral video of her twerking in that gown.
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Clippers vs. Thunder: May 2014
Rihanna was courtside watching the game when she appeared on the jumbotron in an incredibly thin tank top that clearly exposed her nipple piercing. Thankfully, the paparazzi got in a few snaps too.
Vogue Brazil Cover
Just another case of Rihanna losing her top for the greater good of the fashion world.
Rihanna’s Various Instagram Bans
That spectacle Kim Kardashian caused with Paper magazine is what Rihanna calls a Wednesday. She’s shown so much skin that she and the folks at Instagram had to call a truce. The picture above is one of her tamer selfies featuring her blowing loud while topless on a roof.
“FourFiveSeconds”
Rihanna’s collabo with Paul McCartney and Kanye West briefly shut down her website. The hashtag #FourFiveSeconds was trending within an hour of its release, and the single can currently be found at the #6 spot on Billboard magazine’s “Hot 100” singles chart. It’s only been out three weeks.
Rihanna’s Isis Tattoo
The mythical Egyptian goddess Isis adorns Rihanna’s breasts as a tribute to her late grandmother. It is indeed a work of art, and we all got to see it up close on Instagram.
A Photo Shoot In An Abu Dhabi Mosque
This was disrespectful and grounds for getting bodied.
Esquire UK
Some of us have seen Rihanna’s breasts more often than our relatives, and yet it never gets old.
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The “Birthday Cake” Remix
Nothing says IDGAF more than collaborating with the ex-boyfriend who beat you down in cold blood. The forever love between Breezy and Ri-Ri (and their obsessive fans) wasn’t meant for us to understand.
