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The Orange Overlord of Darkness, better known to the rest of us as President Donald Trump, has made another foolhardy hire. The leader of the free world and former business mogul has tapped an event and wedding planner to run New York’s federal housing program.

New York Daily News exclusively reports:

She’s arranged tournaments at Trump golf courses, served as the liaison to the Trump family during his presidential campaign, and even arranged Eric Trump’s wedding.

Now President Trump has appointed longtime loyalist Lynne Patton — who has zero housing experience and claims a law degree the school says she never earned — to run the office that oversees federal housing programs in New York.

Patton was appointed Wednesday to head up the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development’s Region II, which includes New York and New Jersey, where she’ll oversee distribution of billions of taxpayer dollars.

Patton’s tight relationship with the Trump clan dates back to 2009, when she began serving as the family’s “event planner.”

Yep, that’s your “greatest jobs president ever” but only if that means he’s the greatest at giving jobs to people who have no business doing what they’re assigned to do. Way to go, voters. You really picked a winner here.