We get our first Van sighting of the season when Earn returns to her crib. He may not have a home but his important mail still comes there.
She greets Earn with a story about how her homegirl stunted on her by buying VIP tickets to the Beyonce concert while leaving everyone else to have regular seating. Atlanta must have known something we didn’t cause Jay-Z and Beyonce just announced OTR II tickets yesterday.
This show might have the same ability as The Simpsons. Anyway, Earn receives the check in the mail he was looking for and decides to take Van out for the weekend. Don’t worry this won’t be a repeat of last season’s date where Earn was pinching pennies every chance he got. This time he’s got money. Their first stop on their stuntastic night is a bougie dine-in movie theater to watch the new Fast & Furious film, we also want to note that before this episode of Atlanta played FX aired a Fast & Furious movie.
Atlanta veterans know things never go according to plan when it comes to Earn. When it comes time to pay for the two VIP tickets he decides to use a $100 dollar bill. The ticket agent tells Earn they don’t accept $100 dollar bills, so then he presents her with his debit card. She then informs him that she has to make a copy of both his license and card everytime he uses it. Earn isn’t feeling and decides to leave. Before he and Van can walk out of the theater he notices a white dude pays with $100 dollar bill. He approaches the white dude and is stopped in his tracks when the white guy flashes his concealed weapon. Twitter immediately pointed out the racist hypocrisy.
Their next stop is the hookah spot, hopefully, they will take Earn’s $100 bill without incident. Before they walk in Earn gets searched and has to pay $20 to get in. If you guessed he used that bill you damn right he did and the bouncer takes it no problem. Once inside, Van and Earn and going over the menu trying to decide on which flavor of Hookah they want. Before they can make their selection two police officers roll up on them accusing Earn of using a fake $100 bill. Earn immediately talks to the manager who happens to be also a Nigerian scammer. Even though Earn points out the bill is real and has a watermark the manager doesn’t believe him and wants Earn to rip up the bill.
Earn tells him no and decides to take his money back, but he still has to pay for stepping inside the hookah spot.Before they leave the premises the cop tells Earn he knew the money was real and that manager was just being a dick. Twitter immediately had to speak on the scene.
https://twitter.com/JetLifer734/status/974471644231208960
https://twitter.com/trappakhan/status/974471096413155328
https://twitter.com/GaMadeMarcus/status/974471172158042117
https://twitter.com/jwheels74/status/974471574161117185
Ain’t that about a bitch? Earn decides to take his money where he knows it will be appreciated, the strip club.
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