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Quarantine has officially turned far-right extremist Alex Jones into a cannibal, it seems.
If you have been watching the news lately, you might have seen Alex Jones among the crowd of mainly caucasian armed “protesters” crying about state governments stringent social distancing measures to help stop the spread of COVID-19. In a recent taping of his radio show, InfoWars, where he spews the finest of conspiracy theories and alt-right propaganda, Jones made a bizarre declaration. He claims that if it comes down to it, he will kill and eat his neighbor’s ass to make sure his kids don’t starve.
In the clip he boastfully yells:
“You think I like sizing up my neighbor, how I’m gonna haul him up by a chain? Chop his ass up? I’ll do it. My children aren’t going hungry. I’ll admit it. I will eat my neighbors … I’m just gonna be honest … I’m literally looking at my neighbors now going ‘Am I ready to hang them up and gut them and skin them and chop them up?’ and you know what, I’m ready … I’ll eat my neighbors … I’ll eat your ass, I will.”
Jones’ ex-wife, who is very vocal on Twitter when calling out her crazy ex-husband, immediately responded in a tweet, pointing out how nuts he is and calling for the courts to act.
This is further proof Jones has gone off the deep end, Twitter, of course, is both terrified for Jones’ neighbors and can’t help but laugh at this sad excuse of a man.
You can peep the reactions in the gallery below.
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In which Alex Jones violates the Tenth Commandment, not to covet they neighbor's ass https://t.co/V3p8xTZ7xY
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) May 1, 2020
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Who had “Cannibal Alex Jones” on their COVID bingo card? https://t.co/fkDC0Hbzah
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) May 1, 2020
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"Your reputation is amazing, I will not let you down" - @realDonaldTrump, on Alex Jones in 2015 https://t.co/uMiYY8LeyW
— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) May 1, 2020
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alex jones would have been the greatest entertainer of our generation if we had better public education in this country and people watched him as entertainment instead of believing things he says. https://t.co/QbfEOCBlrv
— hasanabi (@hasanthehun) May 1, 2020
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This is my ex-husband, Alex Jones, graphically describing how he'll kill his neighbor to f e e d my kids:
— Kelly Morales (@RealKellyJones) May 1, 2020
Homicidal.
Terrifying.
I lost my kids for tweeting about injustice.
This is UNJUST to my kids.
This is a mom's worst nightmare.
Court must act.
Help RT pic.twitter.com/vCxaVcros6
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No one:
— Siraj Hashmi (@SirajAHashmi) May 1, 2020
Alex Jones: “I will eat your ass.” https://t.co/n2n6eNyOna
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Worth noting here that Alex Jones has spent decades telling his listeners that "New World Order" leftists planned to eat them and their children and drink their blood.
— Jared Yates Sexton (@JYSexton) May 1, 2020
Everything these people do is projection, an airing of the darkest and most depraved things they're capable of. https://t.co/hzVdEqqtzZ
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Alex Jones has decided he will eat his neighbors if it comes to that.
— Dr. John Biggan (@Biggan4Congress) May 1, 2020
Let’s clarify that if that’s your first reaction after less than a month staying at home, it’s not the stay at home orders that are the problem. https://t.co/01VWnmLxq3
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I always had a feeling Alex Jones liked eating ass. https://t.co/v6vLLakcA0
— Bridget Phetasy (@BridgetPhetasy) May 1, 2020
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I'm grateful to Alex Jones for showing that the logical end of a certain type of American individualism is cannibalism. https://t.co/8jQFpFmzIp
— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) May 1, 2020
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Alex Jones is talking about eating his neighbors and he isn’t the only one thinking this way. Some far-right extremists see this pandemic as their opportunity to accelerate the destruction of our society — and if you’re not on their side, their plans for you are... not good. https://t.co/IbEFIhpiE8
— Caroline Orr Bueno, Ph.D (@RVAwonk) May 1, 2020
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Alex Jones' neighbors right now: pic.twitter.com/a8G9dwrf70
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) May 1, 2020
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It only took two months for Alex Jones to go from "this is a China virus" to "I'm going to murder my neighbor and eat his children" pic.twitter.com/HqSMxWeq6n
— The Serfs (@theserfstv) May 1, 2020
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Alex Jones responds to allegations that he is an inconsiderate lover in typically defiant fashion. pic.twitter.com/3SppbIaoeg
— Richard Lewis (@RLewisReports) May 1, 2020
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I love how Alex Jones thinks he’s scary.
— ⚓️🚢Imani Gandy 🚢⚓️ (@AngryBlackLady) May 1, 2020
Go to a Black neighborhood and talk shit, buddy. I double dog dare you
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“I’ll admit it, I will eat my neighbors.”
— Ahmed Baba (@AhmedBaba_) May 1, 2020
Quarantine turning Alex Jones into a Cannibal-curious maniac is the least surprising thing that’s happened in 2020 tbh.https://t.co/mUJ9egyxEZ
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Alex Jones will eat a neighbor before he eats a vegetable.
— Schooley (@Rschooley) May 1, 2020
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Alex Jones' neighbours: "uhhhh, I think we should probably move." https://t.co/jInry5MKLP
— Richard A-Blackburn (@richardab23) April 30, 2020
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Alex Jones eating his neighbors' ass Twitter is the best Twitter.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) May 1, 2020