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The Struggle Files: Cops Bust Naked Man High On Cocaine Riding Tricycle While Chewing Glass

 

If there is any reason for you to ever be deterred from experimenting with drugs, Jermaine Jones, 31, of New Jersey will be your guide.

Lakewood police say they found him riding a children’s tricycle butt-booty-ass-naked, while chewing glass and tobacco.

Reportedly, he later admitted to ingesting cocaine.

Via NYDailyNews:

A New Jersey man was busted for riding a tricycle naked through an apartment complex after getting high on cocaine, police said.

Jermaine Jones, 31, was collared after Lakewood police officers found the nude man chewing glass and tobacco under a stairwell in the Ocean County complex on Tuesday, the Ocean Signal reported.

The cops were responding to reports that Jones was naked and riding through the complex on a child-sized tricycle.

Jones, of Trenton, was taken to Kimball Medical Center, where he was treated for cuts to his mouth.

After admitting to cops that he was high on cocaine, Jones was booked on charges that included disorderly conduct and being under the influence of a controlled substance, the Star-Ledger reported.

His charges include a disorderly persons offenses for being naked in public, as well as being under the influence of a controlled dangerous substance.

The struggle in this story has reached an unbelievable peak.


Photo: Ocean County Police Department

Comment Comments: 8 Tags Tags: crime and punishment, wtf news, new jersey, cocaine
  • Suga Bear

    Lol. Chewing glass though? Really?

    • bigdawgman

      I think he was trying to smoke the tobacco through the pipe, and got hungry. Crackhead logic….

      • Suga Bear

        Lol. And they say weed is the gateway drug. I have never wanted to try anything else and this story is just reinforcing that.

  • blackbypopulardemand

    I’m ridin round and I’m gettin it

  • Belinda

    What did they cut THAT coke with, bath salts?!!

  • Entertainmentluvva

    oh hell

  • Nik

    In the words of the late Rick James…”Cocaine is a helluva drug!”

  • PICA$$O BABY YEEZU$

    Crack is wack af if This is the outcome. ..all I need is mary I ain’t fu ckin with no other drug

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