If the predictions are right, Tha Carter IV can be one of the most successful selling Hip-Hop albums of the year, even beating out the two headed monster Jay-Z and Kanye.
However, just because an album sells doesn’t necessarily mean it’s good.
While even twitter has shared it’s thoughts on the album with Trending Topics like #thingsbetterthanthacarterIV, many are beginning to get sick of Wayne’s hit and miss one liners.
While we know Wayne has a couple of hits, he also has a couple of horrible lines.
Peep the page #’s below to see which ones we think are the 10 worst ones and let us know your own.
10. “All I had to do was put two and two together/ But that just makes four, but not ‘four-ever’
You are absolutely right Wayne, 2 + 2 doesn’t equal forever.
It’s also a safe assumption that Tha Carter 4 won’t be playing “four-ever” either, with horrible lines like these.
9. “I just touched down/ Kicked a motherFawking field goal”
How do you get invited back to ESPN all the time?!
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Now I’m no Adam Schefter, but I’m pretty positive that you either kick a field goal OR get a touchdown.
I think what you’re referring to is called the “extra point attempt.” Go for 2.
8. “Hear no evil see no evil/Helen Keller”
After a line like that, I envy Helen Keller.
I actually had to hear that….
7. “Eat her ’til she cry/ Call that wine and dine”
Have you been watching “Baby Boy?” Did you beat her before hand?
I’m not quite sure why homegirl is crying, but that’s not normal. #youaintordinarybruh
Plus..Drake always cries after sex, you aren’t special.
6. “Boy I send them bloods at your A$$/ Like a tampon”
Maybe you know better than me since you wear the women pants, BUTTT I’m pretty sure Tampons have nothing to do with someones butt.
But then again..what do I know? Nice Jeggings…
5. “I’m a diamond in the rough like a baby in the trash”
I saw an abandoned and possibly dead baby in the dumpster the other day and thought to myself “Wow, isn’t this just precious?”
I’m glad you think the same way Weezy. -______-
4. “All about my riches/ My name should be Richard”
Did you write this at the age you were at on the album cover?
You’re the same person who released the Carter II right?!
You know what’s a nickname for Richard, package.
3. “I get deep in that p*ssy/ Dig her out, surgery”
Well it’s good to know Wayne knows his way to a woman’s heart, both emotionally and physically.
2. “How you n*ggas want to have it your way/ Burger King?”
She’s finger licking good like KFC.
And I’m loving it like Mcdonalds.
See I can fast food rap too!
1. “vajayjay good as baby powder…”
Good as what?!
Maybe you like baby powder a little more than me, actually, a HELL of a lot more than me.
Have any of you guys said “Yo this sex is almost as good as sex!?” I’ll wait….
