Triple Jump Beam
Real Olympics:
Athletes try to jump really, really far into a ring worm ridden sand box.
HH Olympics:
Trap rappers are put the test on the triple beam to see if they are really ‘bout that life. First to cook a kilo – taste approved by a panel of NYCs finest crack head judges, of course – wins the gold.
Final Field: Pusha T, Young Jeezy, Gucci Mane, Yo Gotti