Writing a struggle book about your life

Any bird looking to cash in on her struggle must write a book, under the pretense of wanting to save her fans from going down the same road. Of course the book must have the opposite effect in that it will show those who foolishly look up to said “celebrity” how to become a star in their own right.

Detailing some form of hardship or airing out the dirty laundry of a rapper, athlete, politician or anyone else that can come up in a Google image search will make for extra points, and possibly help land a spot on the New York Times Best-Sellers List.

Everybody wins.

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