The new season of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta premiered last night (May 5), and it featured all the shenanigans we have to come to expect.
Joseline and Stevie J are allegedly married, but nobody really believes them. Speaking of reasonable doubt, Nikko and Mimi had a sit down where the former broke the news that his luggage, which contained a certain video, had been lost. Newsflash: NO ONE BELIEVES YOU, BRUH.
Nevertheless, this wasn’t the only “Do y’all think we’re stupid”” moment of that night. Case in point, Scrappy new chick, or “egg,” Bambi, is coming off like a stalker that rides pink bicycles to the cribs of her victims. For real, she rode a bike to Scrappy’s home.
We didn’t see any of Yung Joc yet, but we did catch Waka Flocka Flame telling his woman that he won’t cheat on her again. Good luck with that, sir.
Check out 11 thing we learned from Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta in the following pages.
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Nikko tells Mimi that their sex tape was in his lost luggage and it has made it onto the Internets. Did he ask the director or the different camera men if they had a spare copy, too? GTFOH.
Hats Off
While we’re on the topic of the LHHATL porn stars, what in the name of all f-cks is up with those hats?!
Don’t Kiss The Baby
Kirk has a problem with his mother in law kissing his newborn son on the mouth. He does have a point, except for the whole floating in dirty bath water with thots last season thing.
Shenanigans
Hearing Joseline say “shenanigans” when speaking to Steebie was pure comedy.
Groupie Love No More
Waka Flocka is going to leave the groupies alone? His fiancee, Tammy, may be in for some struggle this season.
The Queen Speaks
Scrappy’s mom basically called Bambi a hoe, but Bambi was in denial. Sweetheart isn’t very bright, eh?
Rosetta Stone
Joseline really does speak a language of here own.
Like & Basketball
Scrappy was hella excited about dating a woman he could bed and take out and hoop with. Too bad he lucks like he gets no buckets and can’t shoot a lay up without looking exhausted. More cardio, bruh.
Stalker Much?
First episode in and Bambi is already asking Scrappy is he loves her. It may be time to reconsider things, Scrap.
Pole Vault
Joseline thought the stripper pole gift was great until she found out it was from Mimi. Just get her a shower rod mamacita, favor for a favor.
Ariane Wins
Ariane’s face when Mimi brought up Nikko sums up everyone thoughts about dude.
