Love & Hip Hop New York, Ep. 5 Recap

The latest episode of Love & Hip Hop: New York continues to prove that this band of reality show castmates leave no struggle unturned.

Cisco’s baby mama drama is truly epic, Erica Mena clearly has a rationale steeped in delusion and people continue to come to Rich Quarterz for advice. Is it really that difficult to realize no good will come from this?

Check our recap in the following pages. #FixItJesus.

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Erica Mena needed life advice, so she went to Rich Quarterz. Good luck with that.

Scumbag of the year Peter Gunz wanted to be honest with Amina, by continuing to lie about going on vacation with Tara.

It’s pretty clear that Cisco’s baby mama wants to choke him out. Also, those eyelashes.

Ms. Me Too

Cyn Santana wants to create a song to honor her brother who committed suicide. Noble gesture but…can she sing?

Chrissy’s stylist is an asshole.

Pill Popping

Chrissy told Chink Santana she stopped taking the pill. That didn’t go so well.

Liquor Struggle

Cyn will be repping Rich Quarterz’s liquor brand in exchange for help with her single. Erica Mena flipped out when he told her about his plan. Of course.

No Slander Zone

There will be no baby slander here. So precious! Her daddy is still a bum, though.

The Wedding Planner

Yandy is preggers and all about planning the wedding. She may wanna holla at the judge handling Mendeecees’ federal drug case, though.

Washed

These two look like they spend minimal time in the gym, bruh.