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Kim Kardashian fans are no doubt elate that she scored her first GQ cover. Besides thirst buckets, we’re going to say most devoted readers of the men’s fashion mag are “meh” about it, but we did get some intel about Kanye West in the feature.

While the story was pretty much how awesome Kim is at doing whatever it is she does, there some details share about her marriage with Pablo and glimpses into what makes West tick.

That said, here are five things we learned about Mr. West courtesy of his wife. Starting with…

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Yeezy Taped The Convo With Taylor Swift About “Famous,” Maybe.

…Kim says Taylor’s deep emotional wound is nonsense—okay, she says it’s a lie—and that there’s video proof, because a videographer was actually filming their phone call. Why? Because Kim’s husband commissions videographers to film everything when he’s recording an album, for posterity (and possibly, one day, a documentary). And this is where it gets sticky.

“She totally approved that,” Kim says, shaking her head in annoyance. “She totally knew that that was coming out. She wanted to all of a sudden act like she didn’t. I swear, my husband gets so much shit for things [when] he really was doing proper protocol and even called to get it approved.” Kim is on a roll now, speaking faster and more animatedly than at any other point during our time together. “What rapper would call a girl that he was rapping a line about to get approval?”

This lead to Kim saying rappers calling women b*tches is just what rapper’s do. Actually, she said “they”…

Swift, Kim insists, “totally gave the okay. Rick Rubin was there. So many respected people in the music business heard that [conversation] and knew. I mean, he’s called me a b*tch in his songs. That’s just, like, what they say. I never once think, [gasping] ‘What a derogatory word! How dare he?’ Not in a million years. I don’t know why she just, you know, flipped all of a sudden.… It was funny because [on the call with Kanye, Taylor] said, ‘When I get on the Grammy red carpet, all the media is going to think that I’m so against this, and I’ll just laugh and say, ‘The joke’s on you, guys. I was in on it the whole time.’ And I’m like, wait, but [in] your Grammy speech, you completely dissed my husband just to play the victim again.”

Oh yeah, Taylor Swift’s legal team basically said “boy bye” to everything Kim and Kanye are claiming, besides them having a convo where she said she would not tweet the song, which she heard the first time when everyone else did.

Photo: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggot courtesy of GQ

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Kanye thinks Kim’s Boobs need more props.

Kim Kardashian West’s boob is so soft it makes velvet feel like splinters. It makes the fur on a baby bunny’s tummy feel like a plastic bag of syringes. It is so soft that touching it is like scooping up the delicate pink dawn sky with your fingers, or holding a ball of lotion in your hand. It is softer than the thick, warm, all-enveloping smoothness that caresses a globule of wax as it travels up a lava lamp. I know this because Kim Kardashian West has just put down her passion-fruit iced tea and peeled back her sleeveless Adidas x Kanye West bodysuit so that I could place my hand on it (the boob) while we eat dinner under the furious early stars at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

“Even though I’m an ass girl, Kanye always says my boobs don’t get as much credit as they deserve,” Kim explained.

Fair enough. Note, male journalists, do not try this.

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Yeezy Made Kim Go From Porny To Arty

Kim’s brand has always been unapologetically sexy—in an early Keeping Up with the Kardashians episode, she tells her sister Kourtney that she filmed her infamous sex tape “because I was horny and I felt like it”—but Kanye West’s endorsement altered the public’s perception. Her curves remained the same, but under Kanye’s exuberant insistence, they transmuted from porny to arty. Her provocative selfies were no longer just attention-seeking; now they were also body positive.

At the time of her wedding to Kanye, Kim had already given birth to the couple’s first child—a feat he touted in his remix of Beyoncé’s 2013 single “Drunk in Love”: You will never need another lover / ’cause you a MILF and I’m a motherfucker. The rest of his verse is largely a testament to all the different ways and places he and Kim have sex, and a tribute to the furniture they have ruined while doing so.

You can bet Yeezy totally agrees with this sentiment.

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There Is 1 Thing That Kim Does That Annoys Pablo

Kim and Kanye floundered for what can only be described as an excruciating amount of time, totally unable to think of one goddamn thing she does that drives him crazy. Kim offered suggestions: She moves his clothes. She chastises his messiness. She disagrees with him about what outfits she should wear. None of it drives him crazy. While Kanye tried to think of something on the other end of the line, Kim smothered a cracker with butter and popped it into her mouth. The waiting was boring. It was eerie. It was like, really? Finally, nearly two minutes into the call, a breakthrough: Sometimes a designer will e-mail Kim a sketch of an ensemble and Kanye will request to see it; on occasion Kim forgets to forward the e-mail, so Kanye must ask again and again. This drives him crazy.

Kanye is just like us.

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Kanye West Can Rap About Having Sex With All The Women He Wants

How does it feel, I ask Kim, to hear your husband rap about having sex with other women?

“That doesn’t bother me at all,” she answers with a laugh so winning even the Russian judge would give her a 10 out of 10. “I’m usually sitting there in the studio when he’s writing it. I’m not offended. I could care less.”

It’s a rare brush-off, and the message is clear: Kim didn’t fly all the way to Italy to stand next to a wall of flowers inside a 16th-century military fortification just to marry some guy from Chicago. She signed on to marry Kanye West, the volatile creative genius, a man famous for telling very vivid stories about his sex life in rhyme. She did that on purpose.

Note to struggle rappers—ask your wife what she thinks before you put that song out. Trust.

Read the full cover story here.

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