Fake Roleys: 10 Things We Learned From Love & Hip-Hop: Atlanta [PHOTOS]

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We’re deep into season two of Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta and it’s okay to admit that this train wreck of a reality show, is a safe place. Is it because everybody is crazy? Yes, but you knew that already.

Last night’s edition was full of strife, but not enough shots of the fine patchwork on Kirk’s denim shirt, and ripped jeans. The fashionisto will not be held down, even if he had to play fight his mother-in-law over the baby he doesn’t want. Also, he is still a crab (see: Kirk Is A Crab: 12 Things We Learned From Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta, Ep. 8)

Anyway, there was tons of material to pull from in episode nine. To catch you up to speed, Joseline Hernandez really should’ve read that contract, Stevie J is stalking any, and everybody he wants, and Benzino’s neck is still too short to be taken seriously by any of the female cast members, but at least he’s making an effort. That’s what counts.

Click below to check out some other stuff we learned.

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Photos: VH1

Deal or No Deal?

In regards to Joseline Hernandez and that recording contract? No deal.

Dog Paddling Thru Struggle

Like Chad Ochocinco in court last week, Karlie Redd’s life is also “in shambles.” She’s still trying to make that diss record happen, just to get 10 seconds of screen time every other Monday.

Slight work.

She My Ni**a

That’s a great label to give the mother of your child. Classy and respectful.

M-A-D-E To Order

Mimi’s trying to turn Joselin’s shade into a business venture. Might end up owing her a check.

Diamonds Are Forever

Dude copped himself a flashier piece than his girl, and it completely backfired. Apparently a “dainty” Rolex without diamonds, is NOT the move.

Also, it’s fake. Tick, tock.

Kirk’s Been Putting His Four Earrings On Somebody Else’s Night Stand

The nerve!

Bros Before Heauxs

“The Avengers” are back together again. Rejoice.