The 14 Most Outrageous Charles Hamilton Quotes [PHOTOS]

The last time you saw Charles Hamilton, he was probably ranting about a myriad of topics like some whacked out nut job.

This latest Charles Hamilton sighting brings just that and so much more to the table without any given reason, but we all should be grateful it transpired.

It didn’t take much for SA-TV to put the battery in the once-prominent rapper’s back when he was stopped in the streets of Brooklyn and what we were privy to was a stream of unconsciousness about the music industry injecting AIDS in babies and Sonic the Hedgehog falling somewhere in between Buddha and Allah.

For a very lengthy 30 minutes, the scatterbrained MC delivers endless quotables from the depths of his brain that most likely contain some sort of mental illness. The interviewers trolled until they pushed the right buttons and the end result was pretty much, Harlem taking a supreme L.

You can choose to watch the half of an hour segment on YouTube or hit the gallery to see the most outrageous quotes from Chuck’s street ramblings.

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“I practice wicker. The difference between me and Uncle Murda is none.”

What an honorable hidden talent you have there, Charles.

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“Jimmy Iovine is the closest thing we’ve got to god on this earth.”

Jimmy no longer works at Interscope, Charles. Flattery won’t get you signed again.

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“If you gonna talk about the rape and the sodomy of the Black man, understand it’s taking money out of somebody else’s pocket. So it goes from rape to murder.”

Or…robbery?

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“Did you know that Sonic the Hedgehog’s name translates into ‘Mor?’ Sonic Maurice Hedgehog. There was a Roman soldier by the name of Marose and when he refused to bow before Caesar and was beheaded.”

This is exactly what the developers over at Sega were trying to tell us all these years. No?

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“You don’t find it funny that Sonic is colored and Sonic means sound? You can doubt Sonic the Hedgehog all you want–there’s five letters in Sonic–but you can’t doubt sound. And we get into creation with The Big Bang Theory. Bang is a sound. Onamonapia.”

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“As far as the secret societies, you have the Ma-sonic temple. Masonic live forever. Sonic the Hedgehog. People can left all they want. If you want to ask about Green Lantern, the green in Sonic’s eyes. I bow before Sonic the Hedgehog.”

This quote actually explains a lot.

When asked about the definition of aliens: “Someone who started from the bottom. I believe Drake is an alien. There’s a melody of that song and in that melody, it’s the mental ringtone to the aliens.”

Or maybe Zombie on the Track programmed us all…

“There’s an article saying [Kanye West] summoned a 14th century philosopher for Yeezus. I mean, as long as you acknowledge the power of magic. If Kanye West acknowledges the power of magic, I’ll ease up on him.”

‘Ye better abracadabra if he knows what’s good for him.

“With the possibility of God existing, I worship and Black man. His name is J Dilla. Moment of silence for J Dilla.”

The hardheaded never learn.

“The Bible is a spell and the death of Jesus is a curse. So as long as we’re still living under a curse, we can only hope the curse can be lifted.

Yeah.

“I also find the Blackest Black man in existence to be Bobby Caldwell, the man who wrote ‘What You Won’t Do For Love.’ I believe in the funk. But I’m gothic.”

The Afro-Saxon.

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“In modern science, you have The Big Bang Theory and that Big Bang Theory is from a man [named] Albert Einstein whose initials are ‘A.E.’ and the overall term of it is ‘aliens exist.'”

Ralph Asher Alpher is rolling in his grave. Dammit, Chuck.

“You’re an old-timer. You know what to say to a young girl and make her lose her god**** mind. I don’t.”

Of course you don’t, Charles.