Fabolous’ new LP, The Young OG Project may have missed the deadline to be considered for the best albums of the year, however his calculated Christmas hasn’t fallen on deaf ears going into 2015.
The fluid 11-track offering is a throwback of sorts to the days where a track’s BPM doesn’t compete with the lyrical contents and better attention to detail is paid to said lyrical contents.
Peep the top 13 punchlines from The Young OG Project and support it on iTunes.
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“Ball on these bitches/That’s word to Sky Digga” from “Bish Bounce”
Skylar Diggins is the finest chick in the league averaged 20 ppg in the WNBA this year. Sounds about right.
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“We don’t base, we throw n***as in the truck for real/Chase you out the hood/Make you live with uncle Phil” from “Gone for the Winter”
Fresh princes aren’t out there in the streets. Say word?
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“Everything brand new my n***a/Lord Jamar, Grand Puba n***a” from “Lituation”
You can’t let the wealth go to your head, though.
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“Can’t be like them n***as out here, looking fat and gordy/They ain’t never won no rings, but be mad at Horry” from “Young O.G. II”
That’s seven-time NBA champion Robert Horry to any haters.
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“Hah! Y’all old washed n***as/Was the man now, you’re all no washed n***a/That’s why I’m on one like old George Wash n***a/If it’s wanted, gotta chase it like John Walsh n***a, I’m gone” from “Gone for the Winter”
Fab has always been America’s Most with the bars.
“Champagne every night/I done drunk a mil/Yeah, now that’s money wasted/But now it’s kinda hard for me to buy Ace/’Specially when I just seen Hov buy Ace” from “Gone for the Winter”
Which is why he joined the Roc instead of trying to beat ’em.
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“I do it big and light skin my new faith/And we skip to my lou in that new Wraith” from “Lituation”
Double entendres are always welcomed.
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“Hang like a dangler, b*tch look like Topanga/That boy meet world I swear you are in danger/It’s time to score I don’t choke, I’m no strangler” from “Bish Bounce”
Even Disney knows this lyrics are timeless.
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“Well karma is a b*tch baby/Oh you wasn’t tryna chill hoes?/One day karma kicks you in the ass/And I hope she wearing steel toes” from “You Made Me”
Emily B. will gladly enjoy what those “hoes” missed out on.
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“You see I big up the flows, every word is capital/I killed all them hoes, I’m the murder capital” from “Gone for the Winter”
When you 187 the mic booth and leave witnesses.
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“And fuck them n***as online, reply why/Broke n***as talkin’, cuz its free wi-fi” from “Young OG II”
We’d love for Fab to make the Black Twitter 100 soon but…yeah.
“Yeah, got your bm in my BM n***a/Yeah, she got taken, word to Liam n***a” from “Lituation”
At least someone is happy this movie got made.
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“Never stressed of lil’ things/Like a hater/That’s something that comes when you eatin’, like a waiter” from “Gone for the Winter”
Beware the Benny Blanco’s. Check please.
