When it comes to crafting mixtapes, Lil Wayne’s m.o. should be clearly understood by now. In summary, he spits an infinite amount of punchlines, similes and metaphors into 17 odd tracks or so, hoping something sticks. Fans observing his latest release of Sorry 4 The Wait 2 can attest to this, as there are some entertaining moments as well as plenty of face palm-inducing lyrics.
Walk with us as we analyze the best and the worst one-liners from Sorry 4 The Wait 2. We’re actually uncertain of what to expect from Tha Carter V after this tape.
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“Selsun Blue”
“Chop a cocaine brick like a sensei/Break the great white down to a fish plate/Pockets on inflate/Got the yay locked down like Kim K”
Verdict: DOPE
Yep. It’s her world. Yeezy is just living in it.
“Trap House”
“See me? I keep that Semi, and friendly?/I can’t be friendly/Freckles them bullet holes look like freckles/You look like Wendy’s”
Verdict: NOPE
Jr. bacon cheeseburger raps.
“Coco”
“Ain’t gotta hold no conversation or my luggage/Tell whoever’s countin’ that I’m on a hundred/Birdman Jr./More like Ugly Duckling”
Verdict: NOPE
When Baby has you feeling like a nursery rhyme character, the chances of your album dropping is next to nil.
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“Hot N***a”
“I been high since 1998 n***a/That’s 98 degrees/Nick Lachey n***a”
Verdict: NOPE
This struggle wouldn’t have even flown during the TRL days.
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“Coco”
“Not about where I’m going, about where I’ve gone/Stepping on a Swisher roach like a stepping stone/Going at a n***a throat like a herringbone/Boy do I smell beef?/Mmmm…pheromones”
Verdict: NOPE
All these rhymes are mostly bullsh*t, real talk.
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“Drunk In Love”
“Oh, I’ma pull her hair/I don’t care if it ain’t her hair/I’ma paint her pussy lips white/white like Dave Chappelle”
Verdict: NOPE
Chappelle’s Show went off the air in 2006. These kids don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, Wayne!
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“Try Me” (Mack Maine)
“My whole crew’ll skate on you like a hockey team/It’s like Wayne Gretzky meets Jeremy Shockey/We, Young Money Mafia…”
Verdict: NOPE
This particular trash rap belongs to the Young Money president. Wayne still let make the cut, though.
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“Selsun Blue”
“It’s all about the Young f*****g Money/It’s a war in these streets, I need a Humvee/The AK-47 that’s my trusty/Got some tricks up my sleeves, I need some cufflinks”
Verdict: DOPE
It’s rare that Weezy keeps it classy but when he does, the payout is priceless.
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“Preach”
“Viper with the rally stripes, I don’t eat no Rally’s/I don’t eat my words, n***a I don’t eat no salad”
Verdict: NOPE
This punchline is about as appetizing as the picture you see above.
“Sh!t”
“I guarantee no guarantees, but repeat what you heard/You a dead parakeet”
Verdict: NOPE
The struggle is actually mind numbing here.
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“Trap House”
“These crooked ass cops still winning/Black mad family still mourning/Black president ain’t do nothing/We need a real n***a up in that office”
Verdict: DOPE
But did Weezy vote is the next question?
“Selsun Blue”
“Oh Lord, kamikaze kidnappin’ killers/Screamin’ fuck the other side/She ride the d!ck/The d!ck gone kill her/Vehicular homicide, oh Lord”
Verdict: DOPE
Which is why it’s always best to crash into a latex airbag.
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“Trap House”
“Suck this thuggish ruggish bone/Swallow that bone marrow/Chopper sitting on my lap like the mall Santa”
Verdict: NOPE
Rarely does it get any lazier than this.
