We don’t know what this guy did to get “detained” by cops, but the speed he displayed when giving an officer the slip reveals cops should check the whereabouts of any local track stars.
Seriously, son looked like he hit the “turbo” button or shares the same genetic markers as Usain Bolt.
Also, that flat foot never stood a chance. You should have just radioed it in, sir, you looked winded.
Lastly, the law of averages says you should never run from cops. Just saying.