Woman Arrested For Insanely Loud Sex

POLITICS

black-couple-embrace Catherine Cartwright is a woman that enjoys the finer qualities of carnal pleasure. Unfortunately for ...

Catherine Cartwright is a woman that enjoys the finer qualities of carnal pleasure. Unfortunately for the 48-year-old, her neighbors are not so open-minded.

Cartwright was previously ordered in court to gain control over the raucous love making after neighbors complained of the sounds emanating from her home. Now the habitual sexer is back in court, for the same reason, and is facing more severe penalties for her very personal yet impersonal transgressions.

“I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it was normal,” remarked Cartwright of her love making…I have tried to minimize the situation by having sex in the morning and not at night so the noise was not waking anybody.”

Neighbors, including a woman that walks her child to school in the morning, have described the sex session as “unnatural,” “murder,” and capable of drowning out nearby televisions, a feat given scientific baking after an experiment conducted by city council found that the high pitched sessions were measured at a whopping 47 decibels when recorded through several layers of sheet rock, brick, and other building material.

Cartwright is scheduled to receive sentencing on January 18th.

  • erin

    Haha reminds me of colin's girlfriend

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