‘Mega Millions’ Winning Ticket Claimed in Maryland, Don’t Quit Your Day Job
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If you are one of the lucky ones to win, release the doves bro.
It’s no secret the countries mounting financial woes have taken their toll on the American public, with no end in sight, so it’s easy to see why the biggest Mega Millions jackpot, which was a record $640 M-M-Million dollars, made it such an enticing gamble and a national headline. But not everyone can win, the lucky ticket has been traced to the Baltimore-Maryland area but has yet to be claimed by the purchaser. Hope the winner was able to keep some discretion when finding out he or she had the winning ticket.
For the rest of us, guess we’ll just have to put our dreams away until the next huge jackpot comes around, at least that gives us more time to think about what we’ll actually do with all that money. In the meantime, the rest of us dreading that first day of work, a Monday no less, where we begrudgingly drag our feet to work, disappointed that we didn’t just get a life-pass and a chance to make it rain on that broken down hoopty WHILE it’s getting written up by one of those annoying meter maids, enjoy these 10 things you would’ve done if you had won.
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