How did we miss this? Santa Claus, who we figure represents Christians, battles Moses, representing for the Jews, in rhyme. The kicker is that Moses also happens to be Snoop Dogg, ahem, Snoop Lion.
The video is from the Epic Rap Battles of History series which puts together battles between Pop culture and historical figures (i.e Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates and Darth Vader vs. Hitler), and serve to educate, too. Moses is held down by Nice Peter who sends some slick bars aimed at Moses Dogg and the Chosen People, in jest. "I read your book, you got a strict religion, no bacon? But mandatory circumcision," raps Santa.
We give the edge to Snoop Moses who is forced to battle Santa and his elves (played by EpicLLOYD).
But the verbal jabs are returned in kind. "When I was high upon the mountain God revealed the truths of the earth," raps Snoop. "But he never mentioned a fat @ss Papa Smurf." Now that's cold.
It gets better. Watch St. Nick battle the LBC's finest in the video below.