Forget The Army We Deserve Apologies: The Top 10 Worst Soulja Boy Songs

While Soulja boy is apologizing to the military men who put their lives on the line for our freedom everyday, he should be apologizing to us as well.

While the one side of Soulja is an American Dream from putting up songs on Myspace to international stardom, there’s also another side which is Soulja still putting songs on youtube that make Rebecca Black seem lyrical.

While he’s had a good run, we think it’s time for Soulja to walk out this game with his head held high and if you don’t believe us, peep the page #’s below to countdown 10 reasons why it’s all over for the “Swag Daddy.”

In case “Zan With Dat Lean” isn’t enough horrible rhyming and autotune for you, Soulja Boy makes sure you get a second dose of his codine music with “2 Cups.”

Sounds Like: T-Pain’s slightly slow cousin snuck into the studio after a little too much juice.

You can blame this song for the 9384939 horrible songs Soulja has put out in the past 2-3 years.

While it may of been catchy for the first couple of times, by repeatedly playing it, you let Soulja know he could get away with this type of music.

I blame you too Willow…

Sounds Like: Nothing that should of ever been on the radio in the first place…

I’m not quite sure what a Swag Daddy is and I wish I would of never clicked on this to find out.

“Came out the water like a pretty as* Dolphin” is the most pausable line on this list.

Sounds like: Soulja stole a beat from Lex Luger when he sent Katt Stacks in their to distract him.

Y’all do know that this isn’t a real number right?

You don’t believe me, go ahead and try and write it out!

The line “Word Around Town Is My package Taste Like Ribs,” makes me question a lot of things that soulja does with his life including who told him that and why?

Sounds like: When Soulja Boy realized he wanted to sound like Lil B to save what little career was left

Anytime Soulja Boy and Hova are mentioned in the same sentence, you know there is a huge problem.

And as if making a horrible song wasn’t enough, let’s make a video and put our overweight friends on skateboards while we dance on expensive cars we don’t deserve!

Sounds like: His BEST impression of Lil B, who I’m sure is shaking his head right now…

This is the song that Soulja dissed the Army on.

But in his defense, you can see in the picture above that Soulja is down with the Taliban.

Sounds like: Eli Porter’s even slower little brother…

This BFF video of the year is a 14 year-old 106 & Park fan’s biggest dream song.

It features a fruity loop beat that I’m sure Soulja Boy was given to by someone off the street, and Bow Wow.

Do I really like this song? “The Question is Rhetorical!”

Sounds Like: Did I mention Bow Wow is on this song… -__-

I don’t know if Smooky is Diamond (Who left Lil Scrappy to be with Soulja), but I truly hope Smooky doesn’t love him back after a song like this.

Soulja has had a past history of some banging women so he’s gotta be doing something right, this song however, no.

Sounds like:

That awkward moment when someone sees that embarrassing video you and your best friend made  when y’all were little, well try that but being 21 and famous.

This video all around is just absolutely horrible and pretty much the epitome of what Soulja Boy has become.

The only thing Soulja is running is his career into the ground.

Sounds like: Shyte…