Diddy Sued For $1 Trillion Over Child Support, Accused of Causing 9/11

Last February, Valerie Turks came forward with some startling revelations. According to the 41-year-old woman, Diddy, along with his ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and police azz-whoopin’ poster boy Rodney King, had caused the collapse of the Twin Towers on 9/11. And that was just for starters. Turks also alleged that she and the mogul had a 23-year-old son together and said that Puff and Porter would r@pe her and do physical harm to her children. Then, there is this statement. “I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Combs has my chip to my money…it’s well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys.” The women sought to get a restraining order against Puff and filed a lawsuit against the Bad Boy CEO for the entire US Budget, $1 Trillion ($900 billion, child support and $100 billion for loss of wages). Take that?

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