Apparently, Rihanna is a kissing machine. Photos circulate weekly of her putting her mouth on someone. [Pause]
In all seriousness, though, RiRi has been spotted on several occasions kissing some random person or celebrity, and as you’ll see in our gallery, even kissing herself.
So to prove our theory that Rihanna is a lip-locking fiend, we decided to collect some photos of Rihanna kissing some known (Ruh!) and some unknown people. Think of it this way, seeing 15 photos of the good girl gone bad smooching people will surely give hope to some fools who hope to kiss her too one day. Word to the wise: don’t walk up to her and expect to be kissed based on the strength of this list. Thank you.
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Photos: AP, Wire
Might as well start off with a bang. Do these two know how to have a good time or what? Rihanna’s friendship with Katy Perry is creepy at best, and here they are exchanging a passionate kiss like they’re on their second date. That’s sweet isn’t it? Rihanna was even kind enough to push back her wig so it didn’t slap Katy in the eye. Best friends forever.
Here’s one of Rihanna kissing that guy we aren’t supposed to think is symbolizing Chris Brown in her video for “We Found Love.” Blond hair like Amber Rose, destructive relationship, lots of um, passion. We all know who you mean, RiRi. Just a heads up, the guy in this video is model Dudley O’Shaughnessy in case anyone wanted to Google him.
Just a couple of Roc Girls kissing out of crew love. No big deal. The rumors circulated that Rihanna hated Rita Ora, but judging by this photo it looks like they get along just fine. See? Jay-Z brings people together; even two women being marketed the exact same way under the same roof. Now that’s talent!
Rihanna dated L.A. Dodgers’ Matt Kemp for a while in case anyone forgot. Here’s a throwback during the time she dated…well at least we think it’s a throwback. Who really knows. Either way, these two look like they’re in love. Then again, though, she looks like she’s in love with Katy Perry, too. Rihanna loves everyone.
Can someone confirm if this is Justin Bieber’s first kiss? Probably not right? While Rihanna is technically not the kisser in this photo, it almost looks like she’s annoyed. She’s got that irked face on like, “How dare you move into kiss me! I’m the kissing machine you crazed little man with round hair!”
This is the saddest way to get free clothing. Rihanna is seen here moving in to kiss designer Dean Caten while his twin brother Dan Caten stands there waiting for his turn. Ain’t no fun if the twinsies can’t have none. Seriously though, does kissing a designer work in getting free clothing? Somebody let us know.
Okay, who the hell is this guy? It’s just some random fan sitting in the front row. Then as Rihanna is getting caught up in the moment of “Breakin’ Dishes,” she decides to move in and kiss the guy. Bet he didn’t know that’s what he was paying for when he headed to Ticketmaster. Everyone seems to be cheering her on, too. Look at those ladies in the back. They look overjoyed.
DJ Suss One has his eyes almost shut like he’s getting kissed by his prom date. Either that or he’s been drinking and has no idea who is kissing him. Meanwhile Rihanna is wearing dark glasses and probably thinks she’s kissing the Game or somebody else. Oh well, it’s a cute pic nonetheless.
This isn’t exactly a person, but it used to be right? Here’s Rihanna’s version of a scene from Hamlet, only here she’s injecting her tongue into the teeth of the departed. Dead or alive, Rihanna’s got you with kisses. That should be a reassuring thought for somebody out there, right?
Britney gets to kiss all the girls. First she locks lips with Madonna and now Rihanna too? The strangest part about this photo is that it looks like there’s a long chain linking the two together. So now they’re bound to one another? Maybe that’s why they started kissing, like, “Well, while we’re chained here, let’s kiss!”
Self-love is the best kind of love isn’t it? Rihanna loves herself alot. So much that she decided to plant one on the wax version of herself. At least we think the real Rihanna is the one doing the kissing. Perhaps the wax figure placed itself in a kissing position and Rihanna decided to stand there stunned.
You can’t even see Rihanna’s lips in this picture because they’re buried in Rick Ross’ gigantic beard. In fact, most of Rihanna’s body looks camouflaged against the Bawse, too. So basically this is a photo of about 30% of Rihanna snuggled up against 175% of Rick Ross. That’s nice.
Rihanna and her best friend are returning the favor to Justin Bieber and kissing him back (somewhere on the web there are photos of the Biebs kissing Katy Perry too). This kid got a lot of play before even turning 18, from some of music’s biggest stars. Check out the look on Bieber’s face – he’s so proud of himself.
Didn’t want to have to post one of these two, but eh, why not? She’s kissed like 13 other people on this list. Once again, who knows the exact date of this photo, but it does bring back the Glory Days – you know, the days before the drama between Chris Brown and Rihanna happened? Don’t focus on the violence for just one moment…okay you can focus on it again.
Ugh, these two again. Somebody needs to tell these crazy lovebirds to get a room. Seriously. Because all they wanna do is kiss each other. The thing about this picture that is more suspicious than them wanting to kiss each other is the fact that Rihanna has a red cup full of liquor like she’s at a frat house while Katy Perry is holding a latte. What the hell?
