Equestrian Jumping Pit Bull Flexing

Real Olympics:
Horses that are worth more than you’ve made in your entire life run around an obstacle course and try not break a leg and get turned into Elmer’s glue.

HH Olympics:
How many rappers do you know that own horses? We’ll wait…Exactly, so instead, we’re rocking with Pit Bulls, every rapper’s favorite companion. Instead of having them run an obstacle course, and because dog fighting is frowned upon in this establishment, the winner would be determined by whose dogs looks most like they would bite a ham hock out of your azz.

Final Field: DMX, Big Boi

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