Call her moody with a bad attitude (sometimes), but you can’t say K. Michelle isn’t funny. Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta’s Memphis transplant is a ball of fun, fire and fury all in one; and she keeps us laughing from week to week.
To know K’s storyline is to know that at some point she’ll be yelling, cursing, turning on a friend, apologizing for turning on a friend, and of course drinking. This may seem like a recipe for disaster but so far it’s only resulted in hilarious one-liners and shade.
This season the 27-year-old’s enemies have been Rasheeda, Kirk, and Kirk’s love for man jewelry (“It’s not three earrings, it’s four. But anyway!”). At some point she’ll probably get into it with everybody else on the cast (so far she’s made it through Ariane, and Mimi’s up next), but for now let’s stay fixated on the immense laughter that her current battle induces.
After weeks of going through episode after episode of the game’s guiltiest pleasure, we’ve come up with a dozen of K’s best lines.
Check them out below.
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“The least you coulda’ did was tell me that you done laid down and spread yo’ hot pocket wide open for him.”
Wait, we’re not talking about food… are we?
“Let’s toast to having big butts…but not being sluts!”
Sounds about right.
“Joseline looks like she sleeps on beds without sheets!”
Listen man, it’s hard out there sometimes.
“Tell Kirk and his three earrings I said hello!”
Immaculate shade.
“I’m Rasheeeeeddaaa, I rap like Shawty Low.”
Shawty Low didn’t deserve that slander.
“I need to be female rapper, a mix between Fergie and Jesus.”
That doesn’t sound like a good combo though.
“I’m getting my woo-ha bedazzled.”
Good luck  with that.
“My coochie don’t work no more, it’s broke.”
Thanks for the announcement.
“You and Rasheeda lesbian relationship, ya’ll can keep that sh-t!”
Damn, dude can’t love a good hoop earring (or four) without being called a woman?! Cold world.
“Rasheeda got bags/ Her husband’s a girl/ Her career is over…. all over the world.”
Somebody’s penning a hit single.
“The only people that are scared of you Kirk, are the Cabbage Patch Kids.”
*faints*
“Why is Johnny rapping about girls, he like men?!”
Welp.
**hit the jump for a bonus**
This has nothing to do with K. Michelle, but Stevie J’s transformation into Master Splinter is nearing completion. Just thought we’d point that out.
