Fine China: 10 Things Chris Brown Should Do In Solitary Confinement [PHOTOS]
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Life got so real for Chris Brown this week that it might be time for an intervention. We’ve watched Brown’s go up against the legal system more than once since his 2009 assault on Rihannaa, and he tends to lose every time.
Attacking Rih Rih will probably always affect his public persona, but he’s also to blame for bringing on a lot of the trouble by himself. The arrests and lawsuits are piling up, which means the legal bills are astronomical at this point, and the last thing this guy needs is more foolery eating away at his ends. If he’s not careful though, he could go broke and extend his jail stay at the same time — hopefully that won’t happen.
As of Monday’s court hearing Brown will be spending the next month behind bars (unless his lawyer can get him out early by reaching a settlement in a separate case from D.C.), separate from general population. A month in jail might be good for Breezy because he could use a little time to think, and do some other things that will help him get back on the right path.
Check the gallery for 10 things Chris Brown can do while in solitary confinement.
Keep your heard up Breezy.
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Photos: Instagram/YouTube
Make An Apology List
Might as well add everybody. Just to be safe.
Step Up Your Vocab
No more knife & gun talk.
Have A Song Ready To Go
Boosie wrote over a thousand. You gotta crank out at least one.
DON’T Think About Rihanna
Whatever you do.
Draw Something
A little art therapy isn’t a bad idea.
Phone Home
Keep the lines of communications open with Mama Breezy. This is harder on her than it is on you.
Re-Evaluate The Inner Circle
Maybe it’s time to move the right people in and the wrong people out?
Study Up on the Law
Couldn’t hurt.
Disown The Peroxide
Just in case you were thinking about going back.
Practice Your Dance Choreography
Don’t wanna get rusty.
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