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Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood returned for a second season last night and is clearly trying to match the ratchetness of its Atlanta and New York predecessors. Well, adding a pair of gay rappers, Milan and Miles, to the cast will certainly help that cause, as far as drama is concerned.

Also, Rich Dollaz is clearly rising his life dating Moniece, Ray J refuses to let go of that turn up life. Of course, this all leads f*ckery of the highest kind.

Check out what went down in our recap, starting with…

Ray J and Princess Love are still an item, despite her profound crazy eye.

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Rich Dollaz aka Rich Quarterz has been dating Moniece. This won’t end well for him.

After a recording session, new cast member Miles says he needs time away from his girlfriend Amber, who swear she’s one of the hottest female rappers out. Are we going to discuss how Amber looks trans, though? No shots or LGBT shade, just an observation.

Princess Love was receiving life advice from Teairra Mari that brought her to tears. Life advice, from Teairra Mari. Good look with that.

Surprise, surprise. Miles and Milan are a gay rapper couple. This is going to be slanderous comedy.

Ray J said he would give up his apartment to win back Princess. Of course, this meant a final party with a gang of strippers.

Miles said Milan was the first guy he has ever been with. Nobody believes you, bruh. Nobody .

After causing anarchy at Ray J’s final turn up at the apartment he was allegedly letting go of to appease Prince Love, she pointed out that his socks were dirty. So petty.

Apryl demanded some sex from Omarion. He didn’t put up a fight.

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